Aporkalypse Now

2009 brought us the aporkalypse. No, not the continued advance of gas-cooked barbecue, but the fear-mongering stemming from the ill-named swine flu. Because really, what did swine, and by extension barbecue, ever do to deserve so much hatred?

While I’d never heard the term before this week, amazingly, it made The New York Timesbuzzwords of 2009 list. Here’s their official definition of aporkalypse:

Undue worry in response to swine flu. Includes unnecessary acts like removing nonessential kisses from Mexican telenovelas and the mass slaughter of pigs in Egypt.

image by IanVisits via Flickr

I’m against undue fear in all forms, but especially when it prevents telenovela smooching. And anything that threatens my barbecue and, by the (delusionary) commutative property, my livelihood. I’m not, however, against a little humor surrounding this topic.

Then again, if there’s any truth behind Aporkalypse Now–the online game–maybe the fear isn’t so unnecessary. Be afraid of anthropomorphic zombie pigs wearing suits. Be verrry afraid.

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One Response

  1. Rabbi, apparently you’ve not yet read this news: http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/6679836/
    NC pigs tested positive for H1N1. Better put some extra vinegar on your next BBQ sandwich, I’m pretty sure the acid kills the virus…

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