I will vote for any candidate for national office who proposes a law banning use of the word “barbecue” in contexts like this:
Filed under: Porky's Pulpit Tagged: | Books, Signs of aporkalypse
Vegetarian BBQ is like a round square.
Amen. And what, exactly, do those letters after Schumann and Messina’s names mean? M.P.H.? R.D.?
MPH = Master of Pork Hatred
RD = Restricted Diet
Probably written by someone from Chapel Hill!
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