Posted on November 21, 2013 by Porky LeSwine
True ‘Cue and its Campaign for Real Barbecue are shaping up nicely. Learn more at TrueCue.org or dive right in by taking The Pledge at http://truecue.org/the-pledge/
Although BBQ Jews aren’t known for being evangelists, we need you to evangelize about the Campaign for Real Barbecue. I promise there’s a large tray and an iced tea waiting for you–either in the after life or your local BBQ joint–if you help spread the good word. And maybe 72 virgins too, who knows. Happy evangelizing. Shalom!
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Posted on August 30, 2013 by Porky LeSwine
With Labor Day just around the corner, it seems like a good time for a public service announcement: Don’t fall asleep while breaking into your favorite BBQ joint. Last year, a gentleman in Gates County made that mistake and I’m sure his life is full of regrets. All my best wishes for a safe, crime-free and restful (but not sleepy) holiday,
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Posted on July 24, 2013 by Porky LeSwine
The Huffington Post has a laughably weak top 10 list of barbecue joints. Read it and weep: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gayot/best-barbecue-restaurants_b_3589080.html
I half expected to see Dickey’s Barbecue Pit rounding out the rankings. Sheesh.
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Posted on July 3, 2013 by Porky LeSwine
A new item for the ever-growing You Can’t Make This Sh*t Up file: Jihawg Ammo is “infused” with pork to intensify the fight against “Islamic terrorists”. The website of this “clever” business describes the ammo as follows:
“Jihawg Ammo is certified ‘Haraam’ or unclean. According to the belief system of the radical Islamist becoming ‘unclean’ during Jihad will prevent their attaining entrance into heaven. Jihawg Ammo is a natural deterrent to radical and suicidal acts of violence.
Our Porcine Coating… is infused with the highest quality pork product made right here in…the great state of Idaho.
We at Jihawg Ammo hope you will stock up on Jihawg as a natural deterrent to the ever growing threat of radical Islam and Sharia Law…”
Oy vey, where to begin? I first thought this website was an ingenious piece of satire, a creation of The Onion or some such tongue in cheek, faux-media outlet. However, as far as I can tell, this is the real deal. And by real deal I mean idiotic as hell and produced by people with pigs feet for brains. I sincerely hope the concept is just a joke gone too far, but I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone from Idaho with a sense of humor. (Ok, that Idaho comment was a joke… I think.)
With stupid, offensive products like Jihawg Ammo (and racist t-shirts such as the design pictured at left) available for sale, it’s no wonder a small number of people of various backgrounds want to blow us up. Sheesh.
Maybe I’m overreacting but this one just rubs me the wrong way. There are more than enough right wing, gun wielding crazies in this country as is. Perhaps I should be happy some of them will waste their hard-earned money on greasy bullets.
Happy Independence Day, folks, and may your 4th of July celebration be full of joy and free of hate.
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Posted on May 19, 2013 by Porky LeSwine
If you’d like to read a truly idiotic piece of barbecue writing, and for some reason this blog isn’t meeting your needs, check out Josh Ozersky‘s recent piece in the Wall Street Journal: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323716304578482970210059326.html?mod=itp
The thesis of Ozersky’s article is that barbecue has “become stagnant and so dogmatic that many pit masters haven’t changed their recipes or routines in decades.” This premise reveals a startling lack of understanding of what barbecue is and what makes it great–tradition, family recipes refined over generations, simple techniques that render (literally) exquisite meat, distinct regionalism, and so on.
One barbecue luminary dropped me a note pondering whether Ozersky’s piece might be satire. If so, Jonathan Swift himself would be proud, but I don’t think Ozersky is that, uh, swift. I could go on about the article but I don’t want to waste my virtual breath. As Daniel Vaughn (@BBQSnob) put it in a tweet to Ozersky (@OzerskyTV), “You say stagnant and dogmatic, while I say traditional and reverent.” That sums it up.
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Posted on March 4, 2013 by Porky LeSwine
Porky LeSwine has always been a trend setter. He is America’s very first blogger to craft his posts while dancing at the intersection of North Carolina-style barbecue and Judaism. His line of Swine Swag is unrivaled (and, in fact, so trendy as to be rarely purchased). He was the first North Carolina barbecue blogger to regularly refer to himself in the third person. But Porky’s greatest contribution to setting cultural trends to date? Surely, it is his website. For sure it is his website that has inspired New York Jews to take to the streets and go wild for… Kosher barbecue?! Indeed. Read all about it in the Jewish Press.
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Posted on August 7, 2012 by Porky LeSwine
Until recently, I updated this site multiple times each week for the past two years (451 posts to date). Although I still feel like there are many stories to tell about North Carolina barbecue, I’m suffering from what my doctor would call an acute case of Hog Blog Fatigue if only she was better educated (undoubtedly, soon enough HBF will be a diagnosable disorder complete with its own set of prescription remedies).
My love of North Carolina barbecue is as strong as ever–I will love BBQ in sickness and in health, et al.–but I’m going to take a break from writing about it. I will likely resurface with occasional posts in the not too distant future but I’m giving up on the regular posting dream, at least for now. Until we meet again, in the absence of new content on my website, enjoy Bob Garner’s new book, re-read Holy Smoke with a highlighter, or head to your local barbecue joint for a plate, tray or sandwich (your choice).
Thanks for reading, everyone.
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