One-Stop Shopping for Swine Swag
Desperately seeking BBQ Jew merchandise? Look no further (trust us, there’s nowhere else to look). The BBQ Jew Store–and we say this in as modest a way as possible–may well offer the widest selection of BBQ Jew-related merchandise in the world. In case you do find other vendors of BBQ Jew merchandise, please remember two things: 1) let us know so we can sue them for all they’re worth (i.e., not much) and 2) accept no imitators, trust only authentic BBQ Jew merch.
A NOTE ON PRICING: We apologize that our prices can’t be lower. Zazzle and other print-on-demand shops have fairly high base prices, so we didn’t tack on more than a couple of bucks to any of the items. In short, rest assured your merch-buying support is much appreciated but will not be financing our next trip to Tahiti (or even Tarboro).
SPECIAL THANKS to JP Trostle, a Durham-based graphic designer who created the BBQ Jew icon and all of the images used in our store. Please drop us a line if you want JP’s contact info.