I recently spent a weekend in our nation’s capital visiting friends. The visit was going well until I exited a Metro train, headed up the escalator and encountered this horrifying sight: There are a many things wrong with the image above: 1) Despite the food styling, flattering lighting, airbrushing and god knows what else this sandwich [...]
Filed under: Porky's Pulpit | Tagged: Grade F, Outside NC, Signs of aporkalypse, Subway | 3 Comments »
It Was A Dark and Stormy Night No, really, it was. It was a cold, rainy night in mid-March when I found myself in a predicament. I was craving ‘cue, my wife was 900 miles away, my daughter was asleep for the night in her crib, and I had some near-expired boneless, skinless chicken breast in the [...]
Filed under: Cooking | Tagged: Eastern style, Faux 'Cue, Grade F | 1 Comment »
We have addressed the topic of yuppicue on this site before, and today’s post draws attention to a related and equally dangerous form of swine crime. I call this particular bastardization of barbecue “faux ‘cue.” Faux ‘cue includes just about any carelessly loose interpretation of NC style barbecue, but of particular concern are menu items offered at non-BBQ [...]
Filed under: Porky's Pulpit | Tagged: Faux 'Cue, Grade F, Yuppiecue | 4 Comments »
