Happy July 4th, readers. I hope you are celebrating America’s birthday in style, or at least with a day off of work. In case you are feeling extra patriotic today, visit America’s neighborhood store, Ebay to obtain these Patriotic Pig Salt & Pepper Shakers. I’ve got $10 that these lovely creatures are made in China, [...]
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Since I spent Father’s Day weekend at the beach with my wife and kids, I’ve had no time to prepare a post for today. Instead, please accept my sincere wishes that you and your’s had a good and barbecue-fueled Father’s Day. In lieu of a post, my gift to you dads out there is the below [...]
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Today is Memorial Day, a day set aside to remember fallen military heroes who gave their lives trying to protect the American way of life (and to find great deals on new cars, household goods, and other manifestations of consumerism runk amok, ahem, the American way of life). Yet despite the heroic efforts of generations of brave [...]
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I am writing this post on Friday night in case rapture comes on Saturday as predicted. If you are reading this post on Monday when I scheduled it to run then there are three possible explanations: 1. the rapture did not happen and the prophets of doom were wrong, or at least off by a [...]
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Typically, when we talk about ground hog on this website we are referring to sausage, but today we want to wish you a happy other kind of groundhog day. And what better way to celebrate Punxsutawney Phil’s shadow watching party than with a little groundhog news? Evidently not all groundhogs are as peaceful as good [...]
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My wife of eight years, Mrs. Prosciutto LeSwine, is turning ever so slightly older today. Needless to say, I have a big day planned for her, and also needless to say it will be 100% barbecue-free. (Our prenuptial agreement requires that I celebrate Mrs. LeSwine’s birthday “with neither barbecue nor swine of any form.”) At any rate, if [...]
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Egads, the new year is nearly upon us! Thanks for reading this blog in 2010 and I hope to see your smiling face IP address back here again in 2011. As my year end gift to you, instead of rambling on about who knows what I am simply going to link to someone else’s writing. A few months ago the [...]
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