We interrupt your regularly scheduled pork programming for a quick announcement: 
Congratulations to Porky and Porketta LeSwine for their newest litter (of one)! In a feat of evolution, they’ve given birth to a crochet piglet.
OK fine, it’s a (human) girl. Let’s just hope that this new Babe enjoys barbecue more than her older sibling. Just remember Porky, it’s never too early to start sneaking barbecue sauce into that bottle…
As for the recipe for said sauce, we’ll hear more about that on Friday…
Filed under: Hog Happenings | Tagged: babies, crochet, piglets |
BBQ Jew 
Mazel Tov!
Thanks! I thought it was a pretty good post, if I do say so myself.
Oh, wait…