Porky’s Pulpit: There Oughta Be a Law

I will vote for any candidate for national office who proposes a law banning use of the word “barbecue” in contexts like this:

4 Responses

  1. Vegetarian BBQ is like a round square.

  2. Amen. And what, exactly, do those letters after Schumann and Messina’s names mean? M.P.H.? R.D.?

  3. MPH = Master of Pork Hatred

    RD = Restricted Diet

  4. Probably written by someone from Chapel Hill!

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