The moment America has been waiting for has arrived at last. No, not signs of sustained economic recovery, but t-shirts, bumper stickers, coffee mugs, and more promoting this website. All items feature the soon-to-be-iconic BBQ Jew logo and witty sayings sure to appeal to devoted website readers and newbies alike. Better yet, you can customize your merchandise however you see fit. Interested? Willing to pretend you are? Humor us and check out our merchandise page.
SPECIAL NOTE TO CONSUMERS: This may be your best opportunity to bail out the U.S. economy and line our pockets with a few cents, which we will reinvest in the local economy by buying barbecue. Unfortunately, President Obama informed us–over a glass of Bud Light (surely he’ll switch to Hogwash eventually) and a chopped tray at a recent Swill & Swine Summit–that there will be no “cash for clunkers” type government incentives for BBQ Jew merch. Apparently BBQ Jew is NOT too big to fail, at least according to the Prez. Oh well, we tried.
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BBQ Jew 
This is great, but where are the goddamn onesies??!?
Believe it or not, BBQ Jew onesies are within your grasp. Just go to http://www.zazzle.com/fine_with_swine_baby_shirt-235759427608200983 and select a onesie under the “select a different shirt style” option. Happy now?
Yes, thank you.