Need I remind you, my fellow BBQ Jews, that Christmas is just a few weeks away? If you are like me (i.e., a Jew who married a wonderful Christian woman who feels the holidays are not complete without a sap-stained tree dropping needles on the floor) or even if you’re not, it’s time to buy your Christmas tree. And you know what’s cool about Christmas trees? Ornaments, that’s what. But not just any ornaments. I can tell that you’re a pretty cool guy/gal because you are reading this blog. Because of that, I know for a fact that only BBQ Jew ornaments will do your Christmas tree justice.
As luck would have it, you can buy BBQ Jew ornaments here. So what are you waiting for? Break into your piggy bank (no pun intended) and get your money ready to spend on ornaments at the BBQ Jew Store . All major credit cards are accepted and operators are standing by, but Hanukkah gelt is not accepted.
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