Ladies and gentleman, I don’t need to tell you that we live in trying times. (But I will.) The economy remains in 
shambles. Millions of hard working Americans are unemployed and therefore the phrase “hard working Americans” sounds more than a little bit nostalgic. Foreclosures continue at a rate that very nearly keeps pace with the number of Snooki-related news items. And, needless to say (but I will) the level of political discourse in this country is at an all-time low (Snooki aside). While most of you are content to vote (or not bother to) for a mainstream Republican or Democrat, and some of you are out on the streets agitating for whatever it is that Tea Party types agitate for (agitation?), I am doing something more impressive. Yes, today I am proud to announce my candidacy for office under the Sweet Tea Party banner.
What is the Sweet Tea Party? I’m so glad you asked. It is more than a party, it’s a movement. In fact, it is a large, grassroots movement that is by no means Continue reading
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