In order to ensure that this blog continues to stay at the cutting edge of current events, I offer the following list of potential royal baby names (in an alternate universe where Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are barbecue enthusiasts):
- American Royal
- The Saucerer of Cambridge
- Prince Warner Stamey
- His Royal Highness, Pete Jones
- Prince Wilber Shirley
- Royal Oak
- Sovereign Slaw
- Aaron Franklin, Prince of Cambridge and Texas
Or maybe Bald Willie and his lady friend Kate will just give the baby a normal name… like Blue Ivy or Moon Unit. Stay tuned world…
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BBQ Jew 
I’m from Gainesville, Florida, so I’m partial to Sonny Tillman as a BBQ name. And partial to the barbecue, even after all these years.